Thursday, 7 October 2010
Movie Review: Machete
- Arlo Guthrie: Alice's Restaurant (1967)
Now that I've set the mood, we can now dig into our B movie blood, gore and guts. Obviously there's a market out there as the compilation of the various critics amounted to 74% on Rotten Tomatoes. That's a lot of interest for blood, gore and guts.
Forgive me as I leisurely wind my way through a myriad of sundry facts before tackling the main issue at hand. Let's first of all define the term Grindhouse. I quote Wikipedia:
A grindhouse is an American term for a theater that mainly shows exploitation films. It is named after the defunct burlesque theaters located on 42nd Street in New York City, where 'bump n' grind' dancing and striptease were featured.
Grindhouse also refers to a 2007 film made by Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino. This double feature consists of the Rodriguez-directed Planet Terror and the Tarantino-directed Death Proof. These films were supposed to pay homage to the Grindhouse type of movie theatres and the B movie exploitation films shown there.
And now for the funny part. Before each part of the double bill, Rodriguez and Tarantino showed trailers for fake films. One of those films was Machete. Yep, that's right. The start of the movie Machete was merely an amusing add-on to the original Grindhouse double bill. However, it seems that Rodriguez had written the complete script for Machete back in 1993 for the actor Danny Trejo after Rodriguez had made Desperado with Antonio Banderas; Trejo had a part in this film. So we have a script for Machete in 1993; a fake trailer for the film in 2007 and finally an actual film in 2010: an odd sequence of events for the development of this film.
Okay, let's talk about the film
Machete is a B movie and it was deliberately made that way. Love it or leave it. Unlike something like murder mystery by Agatha Christie where we have essentially 1 murder for the entire film, Machete like, let's say, The Expendables attempts to quickly go through a body count on all of our fingers and all of our toes until we either give up or turn on the calculator function of our cellphone. No wait, we're supposed to have turned that device off for the film!
In keeping with the B movie atmosphere, the opening credits have this graininess attributable to reel films. - Note that I said reel films and not real films. - Hmmm, with the advent of digital movies, I feel certain the concept of graininess is going to be quickly lost. How many kids are ever going to actually touch film? VHS is gone, CDs are being replaced by DVDs and Blue-Ray is here. Does anybody remember Super 8?
No spoiler alert here. Suffice it to say that Trejo is a former Federale who gets into trouble as an illegal alien in the U.S. in some dealings with a drug lord and a crooked senator. However, check out the cast. Tarantino as well as Rodriguez seem to be able to entice top talent to participate in these projects: Robert de Niro as the senator, Stephen Segal as the drug lord, Jessica Alba, Lindsey Lohan, Cheech Marin, Don Johnson and Jeff Fahey. We may be watching a B movie bit it seems like an A cast. Of course, both Tarantino and Rodriguez have so many good films under their belts, I am certain that actors want to work with them.
Turning a profit
According to the numbers, the budget for the film was $20 million and so far the film has grossed $25 million. In comparison, The Expendables had a budget of $82 million and has grossed almost $250 million. The budget of Resident Evil: Afterlife was $58 million and its gross stands at $240 million. But why not the mother of them all: Avatar: budget = $237 million, promotion = $150 million, gross = $2.7 billion. Yes, billion!
At the very end of the film when the credits were starting, there was a promo saying, "Machete will return" then there was a full screen splash for "Machete Kills" and "Machete Kills Again" supposedly more fake trailers. However, who knows? If the studios think there was sufficient profit here, they could very well back another Machete film.
Hobo with a shotgun
When I saw Machete, I saw the trailer for this up-coming film starring Rutger Hauer. Remember him in Bladerunner as Roy Batty, the leader of the replicants? It seems that this film also started as one of the fake trailers shown along with Grindhouse. The makers apparently won some sort of trailer contest for Grindhouse and the trailer was shown mainly in Canada along with Grindhouse. Move forward to 2010 and the trailer is now an actual film currently in production. Ha, ya never know? I'm certain the novice filmmakers must be thrilled at the chance.
How many of you reading this even know who this is? Let me set the scene. It's 1967. This is the era of the hippies: peace and love... man. The United States is in the middle of the Viet Nam war and man, is this being protested or what.
Along comes a new folk singer, the son of the famous Woody Guthrie (1912-1967). He writes this song Alice's Restaurant which is, in essence, a war protest. But more than that, it is a very amusing story and song. I have heard this many a times and whenever the idea crops up about something violent in a film, the first thing which comes to mind is Arlo singing the part of song I've quoted above, "Blood, gore and guts". If you get the chance, listen to the song but do keep in mind my little set up about 1967 and the war in Viet Nam. Gawd, am I showing my age? :-)
Tarantino and Rodriguez have said that they like Grindhouse type of films and that's what Rodriguez has made here. Is it good? Is it bad? At the end of the day, that's up to you to decide if you like this genre of film. However, take it from me, this ain't no chick flick. If you're considering a night out with your girlfriend or your wife, I would seriously give consideration to some other choice. Now here's something which may seem odd but which I swear is true. The best films I've seen over the past few years, the most memorable, the most entertaining, have been films picked by my wife. You might think of them as chick flicks; you might think of them as artsy fartsy or touchy feely but they have certainly provided me with a much more meaningful 2 hours of my life. I guess it's the difference between a substantial meal and the empty calories of fast food. Yes, I like some fast food once in a while but there is nothing like a good meal served... ah, with a steak knife, not a machete. :-)
Rotten Tomatoes: Machete: 74%
Wikipedia: Machete (2010 film)
Wikipedia: Hobo with a Shotgun
Wikipedia: Alice's Restaurant