Wednesday 31 December 2014

New Year's 2015





















I will end on this most profound thought. All the best to you in your world.


2014-12-31

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Tuesday 30 December 2014

Furniture Porn


















Yes, I have far too much free time on my hands.

More Humour (spelled with a you)

my blog: Ah, Christmas - Dec 24/2014
And to all a good night.

my blog: Sex in Snow - Dec 20/2014
This isn't how I used to make a snowman.

my blog: Origami Porn - Dec 8/2014
You heard me.

my blog: OMG! I'm posting cat videos!!! - Feb 11/2014
I have now officially run out of things to write about.


Miss White applies for a job with Mr. Brown. (A cartoon series using furniture as people.)
The Oatcake - Feb 22/2010
Furniture Porn by isaaccox
[Full credit to the author isaaccox. I reproduced everything here out of fear the original linked above might disappear.]
FYI: antimacassar (n): a piece of cloth put over the back of a chair to protect it from grease and dirt or as an ornament.



"I'm sorry Miss White," said Mr. Brown, "but we don't have any openings."


Miss White sat coquettishly on the edge of his desk and said, "Oh, but I do."


"I want you to know Mr. Brown, that I don't take off my antimacassar for just anyone."


"You're in luck, Miss White, it looks like something just opened up!"


"I can't wait to be a working girl, Mr. Brown!"


"Mmmm - Miss White, I think I'd like you to serve under me."


"Welcome aboard!" said Mr. Brown. "Hello sailor!" said Miss White.


"I'd like to try you in several different positions, Miss White."


"Whatever you think is the best 'fit,' Mr. Brown"


"Miss White, you're going to be quite an asset to our orgasm, I mean, organization!"


"You should know, Miss White, that our company has a strict no smoking policy - except after sex!"



2014-12-30

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Saturday 27 December 2014

Clean Bandit: Rather Be




Oh
We're a thousand miles from comfort, we have traveled land and sea
But as long as you are with me, there's no place I'd rather be
I would wait forever, exalted in the scene
As long as I am with you, my heart continues to beat

With every step we take, Kyoto to The Bay
Strolling so casually
We're different and the same, gave you another name
Switch up the batteries

If you gave me a chance I would take it
It's a shot in the dark but I'll make it
Know with all of your heart, you can't shame me
When I am with you, there's no place I'd rather be
N-n-n-no, no, no, no place I'd rather be
N-n-n-no, no, no, no place I'd rather be
N-n-n-no, no, no, no place I'd rather be
Ooh ooh

We staked out on a mission to find our inner peace
Make it everlasting so nothing's incomplete
It's easy being with you, sacred simplicity
As long as we're together, there's no place I'd rather be

With every step we take, Kyoto to The Bay
Strolling so casually
We're different and the same, gave you another name
Switch up the batteries

If you gave me a chance I would take it
It's a shot in the dark but I'll make it
Know with all of your heart, you can't shame me
When I am with you, there's no place I'd rather be
N-n-n-no, no, no, no place I'd rather be
N-n-n-no, no, no, no place I'd rather be
N-n-n-no, no, no, no place I'd rather be

When I am with you, there's no place I'd rather be (Yeah)

Hoo
(Be)
Yeah-e-yeah-e-yeah-e-yeah-e-yeah, yeah, yeah

If you gave me a chance I would take it
It's a shot in the dark but I'll make it
Know with all of your heart, you can't shame me
When I am with you, there's no place I'd rather be
N-n-n-no, no, no, no place I'd rather be
N-n-n-no, no, no, no place I'd rather be
N-n-n-no, no, no, no place I'd rather be

When I am with you, there's no place I'd rather be


References

Published on Dec 5, 2013 by Clean Bandit

Wikipedia: Rather Be (Clean Bandit song)
"Rather Be" is a song by British electronic group Clean Bandit, featuring vocals from Jess Glynne. The track was released on 17 January 2014 as the fourth single from the group's debut studio album, New Eyes (2014).

Music video
The video was made by the group and features Haruka Abe as a Japanese fan of the band.[19] The band comments: "The video is about a Japanese fan of the band who becomes delirious and has hallucinations of band members and our logo appearing unexpectedly in her daily life as a chef. Filming in Tokyo was an amazing experience: we spent almost a week there and everyone was so helpful. We made it ourselves as always, which was quite scary as we've never produced anything so far away before. We had a bit of trouble filming the scene on the train though. Turns out it's considered incredibly rude to make noise on a train so when we started dancing around to the track in the carriage with the extras, it didn't go down well! Got shouted at."


Wikipedia: New Eyes
New Eyes is the debut studio album by English electronic music group Clean Bandit. It was released on 30 May 2014 through Warner Music Group and Atlantic Records.

Wikipedia: Clean Bandit
Clean Bandit is a British electronic group founded in Cambridge, England in 2009. The group consists of Jack Patterson, Luke Patterson, Grace Chatto, and Milan Neil Amin-Smith.

2014-12-27

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Wednesday 24 December 2014

Ah, Christmas
























And to all a good night!


2014-12-25

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